Not so daily thinker

Commandment 1

Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.

So they say that marriage is the same substance as thunder and lightning.As a matter of fact maybe it is.All the shouting and banging in the room must prove that it is.

Commandment 2

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.

Listening skill will be our greatest asset to live a happy marriage for man Because woman just cannot do the same *Grin*

Commandment 3

Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand!

It’s not in our country that divorce is so expensive (except if you are a celebrities).Some of the man just dissapear without a trace.If the wive is not disturb by missing a man figure than it will be an easy walk out.

Commandment 4

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

See, it’s a listening thingy again.I guess i better shape up my ear if i want to get a successful marriage.Why always be the talks ?

Commandment 5

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

It’s the lack of sensitivity in man, but hey you married them for you have somebody to hang with.^_^

Commandment 6

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

When you try to love other by your own image, the disaster will also peek to play.

Commandment 7

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Again another listening thingy….Learn !

Commandment 8

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Why don’t you woman have all the attribute ? Maybe the man is just too blind when they ask her to marry them ?

Commandment 9

Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.

Sick Truth, But with a lot of money you (man) could also be a nice add on in the house of her own.*sigh*

Commandment 10

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Marriage seems a big demise for man.That’s why God made more woman than man.So man can have what they deserve (to blame eve at the first place)

Commandment 11

A good wive is a deaf wive, a good husband is a blind husband.

Nahhh…i just make that up !

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