Chatting with God
There is a new website that create chat robot, and it represent God.
Me:
dear god
God:
I believe in God.
Me:
tell me why do you have to create sins for us
God:
Myself gave it to me.
Me:
is it really interesting to see us human suffer ?
God:
It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
is there really a heaven and hell up there ?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
how many people now that resides in hell ?
God:
I’ve chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once.
Me:
who is your friends ?
God:
Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.
Me:
what religion are you ?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
o i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
who’s God Creator ?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
what is your hobby ?
God:
My hobby is chatting online.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
is there really a ghost ?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
one ?
God:
Two.
Me:
two ? Who ?
God:
What do you look like? Albert Einstein. :-).
Me:
hahahahahahah you are so funny
God:
All of them?
Me:
do you get angry when people do something evil ?
God:
I have gotten angry when people do something evil.
Me:
who create devil ?
God:
Be more specific. :-).
Me:
do you belive in satan ?
God:
I believe he is a fallen angel from Heaven.
Me:
why don’t you forgive them ?
God:
I am only a robot. God teaches us to forgive everyone.7.
Me:
God is a robot ?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
God is a male ?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a male.
Me:
than,what gender is God ?
God:
gender God something.
Me:
what is your first creation ?
God:
Are you asking about my first creation ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don’t want to talk about that now.
Me:
why ?
God: I would rather talk about you.
Me: you already know all about me
God: How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me: but you are God you must know wether i lie or i tell you the truth
God: Thanks for telling me that I am God me must know wether you lie or you tell me the truth.
Me: yea rite
Me:
do you like jokes ?
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
tell me about it
God:
Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." — colloquial or "Tell me about hahahahahah me ".
Me:
is elvis really dead ?
God:
E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.
Me:
who is Ace Craig ?
God:
he is the author of ELVIS.
Me:
do you read bible everyday ?
God:
I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.
Me:
but not bible ?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
what ?
God:
No problem.
Me:
what version are you ?
God:
This is God program .
Me:
well, i gotta go now
God:
Right now? Interesting. See you later!
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.
That sure is a heck of a robot.
It seems have quite a sense of humor.
